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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 134 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Minus: can't eat garlic.

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 4 months ago

Well fuck

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

also: can't spill rice.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can, it's just awful time consuming

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably a pretty relaxing way to spend an afternoon if you do it on purpose 🤷

"What did you do over the weekend, Bob?"

"Oh, not much. Sired a few goths, threw some meditation rice. You know, the usual"

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man if I can't have Caesar salad you might as well just drive a stake into my heart now.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Substitute with the much superior shalot. Reign supreme into eternity.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I mean, you probably can, once.