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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah this is always the best thing when reading things like that; at the end of eternity we’ll be left with an immense amount of shrivelled, dusty and extremely hangry immortals.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was in a band called Extremely Hangry Immortals.

We mostly played industrial horrorcore and metal covers of food commercial jingles.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

What a cool name! And that sounds like an erudite repertoire