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submitted 4 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 274 points 4 months ago (5 children)

But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 143 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"I was born for this!"

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was born INTO THIS

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

The heart is blackened.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Nominative determinism.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 85 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

fucking golf clap

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 16 points 4 months ago

I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your dentist's name is Crentist?

[–] NoisyFlake@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”