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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

People suggesting you’d have to kill for blood haven’t seen true blood. IIRC the vampires in that book/show found a way to coexist with humans because human nations created artificial blood (that you could buy like soda at a convenience store etc)

Edit a whole bunch of other stuff happened, but that’s one aspect from that setting

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Or bunnicula who drinks the juices of vegetables

Or Adventure Time where vampires can just eat red

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In JoJo?

I don't remember this happening

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No, true blood, it was on HBO