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submitted 2 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[–] DokPsy@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don't count. That said, I've seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust

shutdown /r /t 0

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I just press the power button/switch on the UPS/PSU/wall.

[–] DokPsy@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 2 months ago

Hello there REISUBber!

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