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[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[–] DokPsy@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don't count. That said, I've seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust

shutdown /r /t 0

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I just press the power button/switch on the UPS/PSU/wall.

[–] DokPsy@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 1 year ago

Hello there REISUBber!

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