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Anon makes popcorn (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's literally what the instructions say but for some reason when we crave popcorn our brains turn off.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I've never had a microwave or a bag of popcorn for which 2min was the wrong answer