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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 104 points 4 months ago (1 children)

apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.