this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
249 points (95.9% liked)

okmatewanker

618 readers
2 users here now

No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
bernieecclestoned@feddit.uk
flamingos@feddit.uk
249
finally some good scran (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
80 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 15 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Brits really do treat chips with the same reverence as Italian and pasta, the Japanese and rice, or Americans and corn syrup.

~~But cheese, chips and gravy sounds fucking mank~~

[โ€“] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

~~But cheese, chips and gravy sounds fucking mank~~

Pretty good chippy combo. Ask the Canadians about it.

[โ€“] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Or the Isle of Man, New Jersey, or a bunch of other places.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

But cheese, chips and gravy sounds fucking mank

Please report immediately to !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world.

[โ€“] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can never remember the correct way to do this. Hopefully someone will build it into the editor!

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is. If you start typing "!" then autocomplete kicks in.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Ooh, fancy. !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world It works! Now I just need to remember the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've received a surprising amount of criticism for this take and you know what I'M DOUBLING DOWN! CHEESY GRAVY SOUNDS AWFUL!

[โ€“] wren@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

this just sounds like you haven't tried it yet ๐Ÿ˜‹ I will send you some in the post x

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I'm so sorry for you!

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thatโ€™s HIGH-FRUCTOSE corn syrup to you, good sir.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Apologies, the intricacies of American cuisine are lost on me.

^Also\ please\ don't\ call\ me\ sir^

[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

poutine hater detected, please stay put for enforcement action

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Between poutine and ketchup cake, it's no wonder nobody raves about Canadian food.

[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

could be worse, could be british "food"

[โ€“] match@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago

Canada out here catching strays

[โ€“] wren@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

gravy and cheese is a classic, I'm more concerned about the curry and cheese combo

(obv paneer masala is spectacular but British takeaway curry + mature cheddar? cursed)

[โ€“] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Potatoes will save the world one day