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submitted 5 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

Depends on if we've already gotten through the "gays" by then. The system always needs a scapegoat. /s (but only barely)