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blahaj (lemmy.zip)

submitted 11 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why you torture blahaj?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are we sttill kink shaming?

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Blahaj cannot speak, therefore Blahaj cannot give consent.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

You don't necessarily need speech for consent since non-verbal/mute people exist.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It can't say no either /s

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What? That shouldn't be any basis for consent! Only if someone is able to consent, i.e. emphatically say 'yes' (or otherwise agree), should you start thinking about doing anything sexual involving them. If you do anything sexual involving someone who cannot say 'no' then that is a sexual violation of them.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This was a satire

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Hard to spot and people might take it at face value.