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Shower thought: (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by tja@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 11 months ago (6 children)

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[–] skilltheamps@feddit.de 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am terrified and aroused

[–] Beanie@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I'm only terrified

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