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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don't even believe she was drunk, she just sucks. Her studio albums weigh heavily on autotune from my brief listen

Also why even hire a country "musician" whose vocal range is one octave and their songs are the same three chords, like what are you even expecting here

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Country singers are the only ones left with who are willing to sing the national anthem.

[–] rosa666parks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 months ago

So that’s why they’re called country singers… ^/s^

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

People used to have lower standards

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

I'll do it. Sounds fun.