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Seriously who the f is this girl
A person who makes decent music aside from that day. I mean, nobody can hit home run after home run but like.. Damn. She said she was drunk at that time, idk.
Here's a decent song of hers: https://youtu.be/j_A8Zjwr9m0
Did you intentionally pick the worst metaphor possible, given the context? Because that was the worst metaphor possible, given the context.
No, but I left it because it was neat.
If by neat you mean it undermined your argument, then yes, it was neat!
Buddy, it's called a pun. It's a play on words. I love you.
Aw, I love you too! That's why I'm trying to help you make better jokes. Like, you were so close, but it just didn't land right with the point you were making.
Tf is your problem lol
Overall? Capitalism. You?