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[โ€“] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)
  • A pressure cooker

  • A ghetto bidet:
    3D print it, or take a small softdrink bottle, make a hole in it's neck using a hot needle or corkscrew. Fill it with water, hold it upside down and squirt your butthole clean with it. Use a little toiletpaper or cloth to dab it dry. Can't live without it anymore.

[โ€“] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks pal. The phosphoric acid in the soda burnt my asshole. Now I cant wipe at all.

[โ€“] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lips and buttholes share the same type of skin tissue. If it doesn't hurt your lips it won't hurt the other end of the tube. :)

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

A ghetto bidet. I love it.

[โ€“] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The noise from squeezing the bottle especially in any public place.. For 30 to 40 you can get a cold water bidet that hooks into your toilet water. But it is worth it to go heated water and heated dry. Hell even heated seat. Its worth the spend.

[โ€“] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, after years of using the Ghetto Bidet I installed a cold water bidet next to the toilet upstairs. It uses way more water but I love it as well. I don't need or want any more luxury, heating stuff is a line I won't cross. It's much more expensive, fault-prone and my butt likes the cold water kick. Saves me a coffee or two every day. :)

[โ€“] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Saves me a coffee or two. That's pretty good lol.