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Man Clearly Gamed ‘Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?’ Quiz To Get Raphael (www.theonion.com)
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[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What an ass.
I should have been Raph, and this guy swoops in and takes the dream away from me.

Damn!