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Anon tries to impress his doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago (4 children)

She has her PhD in balls?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

we call it "ballology"

[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Ballosophers degree.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 months ago

Ballogy

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago

Doctorate is stored in the balls

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.

[–] mattd@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

She went to Ball State