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Jack Black announces new movie ‘School of Spineless PR Management’ (chaser.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Never thought I’d see someone think they had to white knight Jack Black, but here we are

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

NGL I'm kind of hoping that Jack isnt a closet MAGA asshole. Ill take a benign capitalist motive over that.

[–] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

Oh, I don’t think he’s MAGA, I think he’s just entirely too worried about his acting career and threw Kyle under the bus without a second thought. Kyle just said what occurred to him in the moment and rather than backing Kyle, Jack just turned weasel.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

People can lie but he seems to support Biden.

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He supports Biden, but not his best friend.

Goddamn it, JB. Just goddamn.