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5. Get hand-picked by the TSA for involuntary colonoscopy
And that's how you get free healthcare.
Upon searching your anus for potential contraband, we found a large hemoroid. Please contact your primary care physician.
Do they bill you $40,000 for that diagnosis? Could be a new source of revenue for discount airlines
Since a lot of hemoroid cases are caused by the seat of the discount flights, it would be a solid business model.
Or just call Preparation H Raymond?