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UNPRECEDENTED: Aging boomer retires to free up job for someone younger (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I am super comfortable, chair with massage levels comfortable

[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

No you were just a judgmental person with no kids and a lack of imagination. Not every kid with an iPad is spoiled and/or has parents that offloaded the parenting to a screen.

It is wild how comfortable people are judging parents based off a myriad of assumptions all informed by like 4 seconds of seeing a kid.