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Trump Calls Emergency Meeting to Come Up With Sexist Nickname for Kamala Harris (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 5 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 148 points 5 months ago (4 children)

...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

The energency meeting part was the satire.

They've already had a horrendously racist name for her years.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ackshually this is the shovel

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Digging up onions?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

Hey, these are hard times.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real