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submitted 5 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Going “no contact” is an option.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a Chicago thing. They forget to add that his Mom asked why he was being so sensitive.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like that's coming if you read the whole thing.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I read the whole thing.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

But not everyone reading the comments will.