Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They said no gambling

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn't care about your governments made of mortals.