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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes questing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute.....how do you know you won't burst into spiders any given moment?

[–] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Humans greatly overestimate probabilities which favor them. So, we're all pretty sure we no one will spontaneously burst into spiders except politicians and billionaires.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No no they burst into snakes and lizards that eat the people spiders. Ah the circle of life.

[–] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So the bald eagle eats the snakes and lizards, right?

Right!?!?

Dude WTF!!!!!!

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Haha could you imagine...Trump is spewing hate (the good kind of hate middle American seems to love ಠ_ಠ ) and a all the sudden Vance just explodes into spiders and also some bile.