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A kick right in the selbstbild (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair, they did take on… the world.

[–] UnityDevice@startrek.website 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'd figure that would take about 5 seconds for the world to win, but weirdly, it was kinda close.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn't close. Plenty of countries hadn't joined in yet. Only European countries and allies were fighting directly.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

(It's a Norm Macdonald bit)

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Jojo Betzler: What's going on out here?

Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They're coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo.

Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing?

Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Hitler being played by a Māori was too funny.