Hello good Sir and potential investor. Here at Disney we commodify the art quickly, pushing to saturation, hooking a generation. From Mickey Mouse to Star Wars and Snow White to Marvel - Rest assured we'll always be "the next Disney".

Our potential plans for the future include becoming a bank and going mask off to buy the state of Florida.

Questions?

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, hello. I recently found out that wikipedia has a whole article about you and the, uh, challenges you have faced over the years. In light of this, have you considered renaming your mascot to Dicky Louse?