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Anon is a cop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on if he was DWB

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He was Driving While Making Burnt / Black Pancakes....

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Only after an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle.