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submitted 11 months ago by ominouslemon@lemmy.world to c/coffee@lemmy.world

The biggest swiss online seller makes charts for warranty claims. Basically: how many warranty claims does each brand have? This chart only shows the most popular brands of coffee machines sold on the site, but I still find it interesting.

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[-] Mudkipology@lemmy.world 82 points 11 months ago

Every one of these brands looks like it should have an Urban Dictionary entry

[-] Streetdog@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

When I read Smeg (top of the chart) I didn't think about coffee, instead I went to clean up myself a bit.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

I thought of red dwarf. I still am.

I kinda want one just so I can have that consistent red dwarf reminder (and write “head” after the logo, like my shark vacuum has “nado” after the logo)

[-] visak@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"Smeeee.... heaaah! A complete and total one, yes."

[-] Proofofnothing@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Does smeg not mean what i thought it meant as a kid anymore?

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

De Long Hi was my nickname in college

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[-] MichaelScarn@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago
[-] Davel23@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Are people who use Smeg coffee makers known as Smegheads?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Do we call the mother of a Smeghead a SmegMa?

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[-] rDrDr@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Everything I've read about their other appliances suggests that they're awful for reliability. Weird result.

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[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I have a DeLonghi Magnifica since 2014, it might not be the best machine but the availability of cheap replacement parts is great. I've replaced a heater element, filter and a water tank so far. Opening up the machine is easy and all electrical connection are spade connectors.

[-] howdy@thesimplecorner.org 15 points 11 months ago

For those of us on budgets, fwiw I've owned two breville's BES870XLs and have zero issues and pull 2 or 3 shots daily. Owned the first one (and still my daily) since 2016.

[-] darkevilmac@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

From my understanding Breville and Sage are the same products just under a different name so that makes sense.

I used to work at Best Buy and I'd say considering the volume of Breville Barista units sold compared to other espresso machines they had a remarkably low return rate. I'd see lower volume products returned more often for other appliance categories.

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[-] rDrDr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Same. Have had it since ~2016. Use it almost every day. I want an upgrade but it works just as well as it did on day one.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I've had a glass/stainless steel french press for 20 years with never an issue. Why isn't that in the list eh?

[-] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

How do you make espresso from a french press?

[-] Pokethat@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

By weight lifting a lot and being very very strong.

[-] AttackBunny@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was thinking the same thing. Unless I drop mine, or can't find the screens, it'll last forever. Plus it tastes better to me anyhow

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is the way

[-] Gnubyte@lemdit.com 13 points 11 months ago

...smeg? Really? Huh.

I talked to a kitchen outlet staff member and asked about the Smeg brand, because I liked it's style but thought it expensive. She said that they tend not to be good at all and I should avoid the brand. That there was both cheaper and more reliable alternatives or pricier higher end goods.

Just surprised to see it making any list.

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

If it's about warranty claims maybe they just deny any warranty claim

[-] ominouslemon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I wonder if there is a difference between Smeg coffee machines and other appliances

[-] beeb@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Hey! Cool to see Galaxus cited on lemmy. We don't have Amazon in Switzerland but Galaxus/Digitec is pretty convenient too.

[-] iworx@infosec.pub 6 points 11 months ago
[-] MrMusAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I was just going to say! Jura is Swiss. How is it not on this Swiss website 😅

[-] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

They said “you have to have defects to report. Jura does not.” /s

[-] ominouslemon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lol strangely enough, the website only sells Jura accessories, no coffee machines

[-] Cynicide@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I wonder how much of Gaggia's position is supported by the Classic Pro. Super simple, easy to fix.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

Would be interested to see how that looks for 5 and 10 years. From my extraordinarily huge sample size of 1, Gaggia is awesome. Also parts are easy to find and mine was super easy to work on.

Now have Lelit. It's made it past 24 months no issues yay!

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
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[-] Pokethat@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I feel like DeLonghi is just plastic crap but maybe I'm wrong?

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I have a nespresso coffee machine (I know booo) from DeLonghi. But I really want to move to something else. Because I don't like the capsules model. On the other hand I don't want to dispose of a perfectly working machine. It's been running without any issue for 11+ years.... why can't it just die.

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[-] slander@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I expected to see Technivorm but this is specifically espresso machines.

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[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago
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[-] piotrm@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm the 3.9%, twice.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

instant coffee in cold water gang

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