Sounds like what happened when Windows 8 came out. Oops I meant Windows Vista. My bad, I'm thinking of Windows Me. Sorry, I might have it confused with NT 3. Everyone loved Windows 2.0 right?

Churches backing and funding politicians.

19 plugin authors looking for a new project now

Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos

Isn't this what the second amendment is actually for?

Make pies out of the rich

Does this mean I can claim my sperm as a dependent on my taxes?

Does this mean it points just back at the user?

An intense solar flare like the Carrington event with the right placement could probably take care of the net

Inb4 capture HP's kill code with Wireshark and forward it to every printer on shodan

Pokemon? You mean the Shin Megami Tensei rip-off?

Nice, time to train one with all the Nintendo leaks and generate some Zelda art and a new Mario title!