They do have war with Russia and Korea actually, Ukraine is as sure as day a proxy war of the US and Russia, and Korea there is us troops by the boatload in South Korea, and since they are in armistice they're aiding in the war. Iran true they are not in any conflict right now, at least not open and same for China though the US has all that noise with Taiwan that who knows where it's gonna land.

it's pretty strange having thirst for war, but in the end losing basically all of them

I assume this meme is old considering Russia is there (they obviously are at war with them now)

Calling it now, the original meme format is about plants.