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Romani. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmygrad.ml

transcriptAn edited conservative cartoon with the bottom two panels cut out and with extremely low quality. The first person has the man saying "All Americans are racist" which causes the lady to respond with "I'm European" The quality of the image drops even further and becomes deep fried in the second panel as the man responds "Romani" and the lady's eye twitches. In the original comic the lady explodes and the man responds with "works every time" however this is omitted from this version for increased irony.

The joke is that Europeans don't think that they're racist because they don't hate the same people Americans do, but when they are reminded of a people they do hate, they instantly turn into nazis about it.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/latestagecapitalism@lemmygrad.ml

Context: Advertisement on youtube

Alt: Empower Indigenous Energy: Federal Indigenous loan guarantee program must include oil and gas: Sponsored - Canadian Energy Centre

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/palestine@lemmy.ml

I've sent in my appeal and i'm sure the removal will be quickly reversed, it's still very extremely disturbing such a thing could happen.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

::: spoiler ALT

  • This is a good quality post [8 up, 0 down]
  • This is a good quality post whose author is being harassed by some weirdo [8 up, 1 down]
  • This comment is part of a heated argument that's 8 comments deep [1 up, 1 down]
  • This is a political post. Communists and Nazis are fighting over if it's a good post or if it's the actual spawn of Satan [8 up, 8 down]
  • This comment has been removed by the moderators [0 up, 8 down]
  • The poster immediately regretted posting this [0 up, 0 down]

Next row

  • [8 up, ? down (down arrow is smaller)] This instance hides downvotes so you can't tell if it's actually a good post or if it's just a part of some circlejerk
  • [8 up, 0 down (down arrow is sideways)] This is loss
  • [9 up (arrow is sideways), 11 down] This is a national tragedy
  • [Two arrows pointing at each other with ?s above them] Two people are accusing each other and you don't know which one is right so you just kinda don't vote on this one
  • [69 up, 42 down] Regardless of the quality of the post, you dare not disrupt the delicate balance of such a specimen by voting
  • [69 up, 43 down] God fucking damn it.
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/lemmy@lemmy.ml

This tab works like Subscribed only in reverse; it only shows stuff from comms you're not subscribed to. Perfect for finding new content to subscribe to without needing to sift through All.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/lemmy@lemmy.ml

Kind of like how you can do [in-line links](to link people to a website), allow the user to use the same syntax to create contextual information that appears when the [user mouses over](Similar to alt-text on an image). This way users who know the context won't have to slog through a tedious wall of text while those who don't can optionally bring themselves up to speed. For clarity sake in-line context will be a different color to a link, and those on mobile (or desktop) can click it to expand out the contained text as if it was part of the original comment.

EDIT: it might be a good idea to potentially use different syntax so that you can link websites within in-line context.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/memes@slrpnk.net

alt-textPatchy the pirate: That's it? That was the [Solar] Power?

That was just [Light Emitting Diodes]

Context: The meme is a play on the version where patchy the pirate complains about steam power just being boiling water, which is itself a play on Patchy being disappointed at the SpongeBob lost episode just being 'cheap walk cycles'

Solar panels work through reversing the process in which LEDs produce light, quite literally being made from special LED designed to work in reverse. All diodes can do this to an extent, but solar panel LEDs are especially good at it.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 71 points 4 months ago

We've all felt this at least once be honest with yourself.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmygrad.ml

Alt TextSoldier saluting in front of an American flag with the text:

I'm Joining the War on Terrorism

On the side of the Terrorists

This is an American counterpart to the Karl Marx "I'm joining the war on drugs, on the side of the drugs" meme

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Mastodon Plays Pokemon (mastodon.social)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/pokemon@lemmy.ml

Every 1 hour the bot takes the previous top voted action and performs it then pastes the screen and begins the next vote in an "exhilarating 1 frame per hour" playthrough of Pokemon Gold. You get pinged when the vote ends. If nothing is voted on, it picks at random.

So far Mastodon named themselves FRY, attempted to pull an item out of the PC but instead exited the menu and went downstairs.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

I wanted to play Rock Paper Scissors competitively but sadly I didn't make the cut. My first opponent absolutely rocked me in the preliminary.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 58 points 5 months ago

The writing was on the wall when they established a generative AI using everyone's code and of course without asking anyone for permission.

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Whinnie the Pooh (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 72 points 6 months ago

They're called enameled cables, they've got a thin layer of insulation which prevents them from rusting or shorting.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 106 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The stereotype of pedophiles using the dark web is absolutely true. I hosted an exit node and not even a day later got a call from my ISP. I told them I was hosting an exit node and they instantly understood the situation, went to close the node and have never hosted another one since.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 158 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What Israel is doing to Palestine today is exactly what America did and is doing to their indigenous population. Why do you think they're allies?

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 102 points 8 months ago

If people were actually taught history they would have known exactly what their genetic information being in a registry would result in.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 84 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

UBI is kind of cool but it has some massive flaws. For example: Landlords and groceries can just raise prices to bring the cost of living up and since there are no rent/price controls (because "that would be communism") we'll be right back to where we started. What you want is Universal Basic Services. Anything you need to live is free. Literally impossible for anyone to game that system and equally impossible for people to slip through the gaps, but it's also never going to happen because "that would be communism"

So yeah this is why capitalism has go to, because any attempt at actually making a just and fair society will be dismissed as "being communism"

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 100 points 8 months ago

'Neither Left nor Right' is a fascist dogwhistle. Fascism has a rich history of marketing itself as the apolitical choice.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 76 points 9 months ago

I'm laughing my ass off at old.lemmy.world whoever did that, hats off to them.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 75 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sad day when "billionaires should pay taxes" is considered a far left position.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Any bird who lives primarily in the water is dumb as shit. They have unlimited protection above and around them, so they have zero adaptive pressure to put anything into their intelligence. Land birds have a lot to worry about so their brains are approaching human levels of intellect.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Socialized system vs capitalized system: The capitalist comes in and uses their venture capital to undercut the socialized system so that people stop using it. Once the socialized system loses interest and funding or are otherwise out of the picture, they they jack their prices up way higher than the original and because they're the only game in town, they get to keep those record profits in effective perpetuity.

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