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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own (mastodon.social)
submitted 6 months ago by qkall@mastodon.social to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro... You made that with your own body.

#funny @showerthoughts #poo #humor

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dude, leave me alone when I'm peeing.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago

Some people are fine with it. If I see a coworker go into the restroom right before me, I'll intentionally wait so I don't run the risk of having to chat with them while standing at the urinals.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to have a conversation while my dick is in my hand.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

This will make a great subtitle for your memoir

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That position in nature is a vulnerable one. Think of how many animals including people popped a squat only to shortly thereafter find themselves being eaten alive.

To make matters worse some animals even start from there when chowing down.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Put that on my tombstone

[–] qkall@mastodon.social 0 points 6 months ago

@db2

i'm not the one starting these convos, it's just an observation with my interactions.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do not strike up a conversation with me while I'm taking a leak. Sheesh.

[–] qkall@mastodon.social 0 points 6 months ago

@Anticorp

i'm not the one starting these convos, it's just an observation with my interactions.