this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

misgendering the bee workers. smh.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that proves hes not a real beekeeper. beekeepers are supposed to know about bees' sexes/genders right?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think it's a given that all these greentext post is just writing prompt

[–] Master@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

That is what a nonsinger would say!

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago

Just like a real god.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon has allowed himself to become manipulated by bees

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

And people think ai isn't a threat

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago
[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"The singers started to follow me wherever I go. Even under the shower I can clearly hear them. The singing is getting louder...."

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Eventually, your myth consumes you.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

This is Stormlight Archive plot in a nutshell

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

How to spot a 4chan fake post..

Step1: > Be me.

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