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Bored Riot Cops Break Up Calculus Class (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They heard the class taught equality.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

They can't stand integration...

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Because that’s their function