You're the type of man they are afraid to be in the woods with.

Anyone who thinks this is what they mean is missing the point and that's hilarious.

Delete this you fucking child, it's embarrassing that you would misinterpret their choice this much - women aren't thinking about fucking the bear, its your obsession with fucking that threatens them - the unwillingness to see the world from any point of view but your own.

Do not think that women are thinking about a best case scenario in this question: they are very much thinking about how much they'd rather be killed quickly than raped by someone like you and left traumatised for the rest of their lives. Men like you who laugh at the idea that you're more threatening than a bear haven't just misunderstood their answers, you've fundamentally misunderstood the question.