"Hello, is anybody on this frequency?"
"Hewwo how may I hewp u? :3"
"We need help"
"ÓwÒ?"
"We had a car accident, everybody is injured. I'm losing so much blood."
"Oh noes, sounds wike someone did an oopsie woopsie :3c"
"John is dead! We need an ambulance!"
"oki doki hehe uwu calls an ambulance"
"Did you just say uwu? Oh God, is this really the last thing I'll ever hear?"
"Soo... do you still need that ambuwulance? Hewwo? Huh, must've changed theiw mind uwu"