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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 5 months ago

If your logistics network can ensure a supply of Big Macs and XBoxes and recreational niceties to your far-flung military outposts in peacetime, it can ensure a supply of weapons, ammunition, medical supplies and such when the shit hits the fan. Also, your troops, eating their cheeseburgers on an obscure Pacific atoll, know this and have better morale.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

I was about to say no we really do this.

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 13 points 5 months ago

McHalf-Track

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

McTechnical?

[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That’s not a truck, though. That’s in the main BX food court…like on most military installations. Along with a Poppeyes, Subway, Charlies, Panda Express, Starbucks, Baskin-Robins….etc etc etc

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes, doesn't the very existence of those "food courts" underline the caricature?

[–] cacheson@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

Food Courts Martial

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Who needs a political officer when you have a McHalftrack?

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

US halftracks are a fucking vibe

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 5 months ago

The M is for Machine.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Seems like a missed opportunity: you could hook up the boiling oil to a water cannon.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Bonus NonCredibleDefense: long-term advertising works.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Zoom in- "Happy Sherman Meal" is the Where's Waldo of the day. Can you find it? I knew you could!