Who would downvote the Swiss Guard? All they do is provide selfie opportunities since 1527. They're politically neutral. They promote elegant men's tactical clothing. SMH
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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Not to mention the halberds are ceremonial. They have MP5As strapped on their backs.
Teens in 1527: Yo lemme catch a selfie with the Guard lmao
Imagine a Special Forces squad just tactically shanking the enemy with halberds as they clear the building.
Halberds and riot shields in a spartan phalanx
The Sisters of Battle want You!
Why use assault rifles when you can just nuke the shit out of them with the God beam. Jewish space laser my ass, Vatican has God ray powered by abused children.
god pokes his radiant beard out from behind the clouds, instantly vaporizing the unworthy in the face of his glory
Indeed. Don't underestimate the old Italian women who live there, either. They may bite. RIP Oriana Fallaci and the Garibaldi idealists.
Halberds are the pinnacle of melee combat.
I'm here to spread based Polish propaganda.
