Sometimes, when you hit the bong just right, a little ranch on anything is amazing.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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And that's the moment where your real friends will let you know that it's time to take a break.
Time to take a break and come join them putting a lil' ranch on everything.
America's Mother Sauce!
Guiseppe we needa more Bukkake for the Spaghetti Bukkake 🤌
Haha, I could actually vividly picture this and it made me laugh out loud, but before I go on imagining the remainder of the scene I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that there IS a pasta variety called bucatini, and it's basically thick spaghetti but with a hole in it:
I'll let your draw your own conclusions from that.
Don’t try and trick me, this is just lowercase elbow macaroni.
I think elbow macaroni are just lowercase bucatini
Bukkake just means splash. In Japan they have a noodle dish called Bukkake Udon
Well, in America it's mainly associated with something else, of which this looks fairly reminiscent.
"How much cream in your coffee, sir?"
"Oh, just give me a bukkake, please!"
“Okay sir here is a squirt”
I'm going to presume that's garlic sauce and that's a solid win in my book.
Still missing the cheese.
I eat my spaghetti with a drizzle of good sour cream or a creme fraiche
Spaghetti with meat sauce bakkake.
That's actually a great name for it, mind if I change the title to that?
Who am I to deny Cheezus?
Appreciated, thanks.