You forgot tech bro capitalism: we made an app that pays you to do other people's dishes whenever you want to, and we will run at a steep loss until we're the only game in town. Later we'll squeeze the workers and the customers for all they're worth. Our CEO is a narcissistic sex offender.

Anarchism: The theory or doctrine that all forms of government are oppressive and undesirable and should be abolished.

Anarchist: Decides to wash dishes, or not wash dishes, on their own. Literally nothing else is defined in this scenario.

From a wider perspective...

Abolish restaurants: A worker's critique of the food service industry

I like the last two.

Down with washing and let's just smash the dishes.

Made by someone who clearly doesn't understand at least half of these terms.. 🤦‍♀️