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The Chicken Scoop (lemmy.fmhy.ml)
submitted 11 months ago by LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] erezac@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

I mean you gotta scoop chicken with something, right? Can’t serve unscooped chicken.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Absolute fivehead kitchen optimization. Brilliant.

Have you ever seen those toys that are long scoops used to throw a ball really far, and then the other person catches it with their scoop? Kinda like lacrosse, but tiny. Called scoopball or something.

With this he could plate a cooked chicken from across the kitchen in 0.5 seconds.

[-] Wilziac@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Yes, only I didn't know there was a real sport, I've only seen the little plastic scoops for kids. That looks cool af.

[-] RooRLoord420@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Two scoops of chicken in every bowl.

[-] Ramblingman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Is there an upcharge for additional scoops of chicken?

[-] ShunkW@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I mean, maybe they deep fry chicken but don't have a basket? That's like the only option that makes this almost seem reasonable.

[-] MiloReid@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Not without also finger-punching some drainage holes for the oil…

[-] ShunkW@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You know what, you're right. I didn't think of that. Was thinking maybe you could drain the oil via gravity, but that wouldn't work very well.

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

On the kitchen confidential sub, we all agreed it would be pretty cool for big pieces of fried chicken, but then questioned where they would store whatever is supposed to be scooped by this. Fast-food popcorn chicken holders is pretty much the only thing we could say made sense. But then if it was fast food, they'd just have scoops for it already.

[-] yads@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I kept scrolling past this post and trying to figure out what I was looking at. Then I read the text 😳

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