This meme changed zero minds but made a few vegans feel pretty special.

What three animals everyone else eating? We’ve got chickens, ducks, pigeons, quail, geese, cranes, turkeys, cows, deer, elk, moose, antelope, armadillo, beaver, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, lynx, bear, bison, caribou, goat, musk ox, pronghorn, sheep, muskrat, opossums, pigs, porcupine, rabbits, squirrels, pheasant, chukars, and tons of tasty insects to choose from.

I eat meat AND vegetables

Is it vegan to sit on that high horse?

You can eat both vegetables and dead animals at the same time. We call that a stew.

I don't care for debate so I'm just gonna share this tofu stir-fry recipe I like. I sub gochujang for the sambal oelek and skip the peanut garnish

Sorry, was I supposed to eat them while they are alive?

I'm French so I'd eat Kermit too.

There's more than three affordable animals lmao. Even if you count fish as one you still have crawfish, shrimp, fish, beef, chicken, pork, lamb, venison, turkey, etc. This also doesn't even account for the million ways to prepare the meats

"You ever plow a field? To plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat. You kill everything on the ground and under it.

You kill every snake, every frog, every mouse, mole, vole, worm, quail… you kill them all.

So, I guess the only real question is: how cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed you?”

-John Dutton

1. There's more than three animals that you can eat.

2. You don't even eat all 80000 of those plants.

3. Plants make excellent side dishes, unfortunately I can't spend a third of my day shoveling quinoa and lentils by the bucket load just to get enough protein, so meat it is.

I cut beef out of my diet almost entirely, both because it's unsustainable for the ecology (cattle require more resources per pound than any other animal) and because red meat isn't as good for you. Also it's expensive.

A lot of people in the comments can't seem to make the distinction between what they have been fed since they were little and that they are used to, and what is good, or tastes good.

Maybe it goes to show you just how yummy those 3 animals are?

Who's gonna fall for this ragebait?

Man, here's the thing. I can't digest fermenting ogliosaccharides, disaccharides, monosaccharides and polyols.

So no beans, mushrooms, onions garlic wheat rye or barley, apples, apricots, most berries, etc etc etc.

I also lead a "fairly" active lifestyle against my own wishes. So where does my protein come from? Meat. Chicken, eggs, and hard tofu.

If I cut meat from my diet, I'm eating three meals a day of hard tofu. What even is the point of life, then?

Cool, vegans are invading this community. You're all insufferable.

All these tasty meats and people decide to eat what the food eats.

I mean I think it's pretty telling that there are lots of plant based versions of meat based food, but not the other way around. Nobody is trying to replicate the taste of salads in meat form

I mean, if any of those 80,000 plants pack as much protein as any of the dead animals I'm all ears

So you love plants? Name all plats then!

80k plants and vegans only eat like 20 anyway

ok vegan

Beef/lamb/pork/chicken/seafood eater 4 life.

and after eating all 80.000 you'll still be hungry and feeling a bit weak...

face it, humans are omnivore we will always need both to thrive, balance is key

If I wasn't meant to eat pigs, why is every single part of a pig so damn delicious?