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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 28 points 5 months ago

You’re out of your element, 3PO.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That means that I don't work, I don't fly an x-wing, I don't fucking ride in an x-wing, I don't herd nerfs, I don't turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!

[–] urda@lebowski.social 9 points 5 months ago

How do you blow up a death star Walter?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. My life is in your hands, dude.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Galactic Courts of Justice have roundly rejected prior restraint.

[–] urda@lebowski.social 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Look man this isn't a New Republic thing.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Those Sith fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the snow so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around the galaxy–

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm staying. I'm finishing my bantha milk.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Greedo, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

[–] urda@lebowski.social 10 points 5 months ago

That poor bounty hunter? That poor slut.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

you want a hand? I can get you a hand.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

God damn you Han! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Hoth? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Hoth? What the fuck are you talking about?

[–] urda@lebowski.social 6 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry man I'm sorry.

Fuck it dude let's go Podracing.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 11 points 5 months ago

The ‘dark side’? That’s like, your opinion dude.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it's an ethos

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

I was going to say, "Woah, the Rebels had an ethos," but now that I think about it nihilists have an ethos too. Whoosh, I guess.

[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Shut the fuck up duffman!

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

This put the biggest goddamn smile on my face. I love this thread so much.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Hoth you say? I have a story about 'You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!'

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's an In 'N' Out on the way.

[–] PhylMoel@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

The In 'N' Out is on Coruscant.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 5 months ago

Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!