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A Pringle thief told police "once you pop, you can't stop" after his arrest over a series of robberies.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pringles sure is upping their viral marketing game

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Seems like a solid ROI.

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 24 points 3 months ago

That's some commitment

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The article itself doesn't give any more details on what he supposedly said after his arrest and doesn't even mention the headline at all... seems like weird clickbait to me tbh

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Let's not have advertising slogans in posts about products here on Lemmy. Reddit really has that going on if you're into it.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Especially this one I find particularly gross. "Our product is so disgustingly addicting, you can't stop yourself from eating it once you start! Yes, of course it's also incredibly unhealthy, that's half the fun!"