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[โ€“] Zip2@feddit.uk 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

33 pics but no link? Thatโ€™s not helping the economy out now, is it?

[โ€“] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

of

@victb ppv

@victbx non ppv

insta @vic.tb

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 48 points 4 months ago

"HMRC, I can assure you the OnlyFans subscription is a business expense. Yes I had to get the 36 month package, who knows what this mad woman will take off, er, I-I mean pull off next!"

[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait I'm not sure I understand the title: is she an OnlyFans model, supporting Corbyn; or is she supporting Corbyn's OnlyFans?

[โ€“] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Corbyn's Onlyfans would be him showing off the marrow he grew on his allotment.

[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Daily Fail readers having a bad case of their politics being sexual pathology as they are confused whether to get mad or horny.

[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i bet chuds would be leftists out of sheer confusion if we made it sexualized enough for their cumbrains

[โ€“] mar_k@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

lol this is the 4th time in the past decade he's had a milkshake OR egg throw at him

[โ€“] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It is so pathetic that whenever somebody pulls a harmless practical joke on a very harmful public figure, the entire political establishment unites in hyperbolic condemnation of the VIOLENCE and INTIMIDATION and the THREAT TO DEMOCRACY posed by some bozo getting milkshake on his face. They want to play victims so badly.

[โ€“] jonne@infosec.pub 25 points 4 months ago

Especially when you had a labour MP actually get murdered.

[โ€“] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It will never stop being funny to me that fascists build themselves up to be world-conquering ubermensch and then start crying about civility when they get hit by eggs or milkshakes.

Goes so well with their history of starting genocidal wars of extermination against the untermensch and then getting their shit comprehensively wrecked.

[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

I thought that being in Putin's pocket would endear y'all to this particular brand of European Union destabilizing ~politics~ rethoric.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Just 4? I think that will be topped by the double of the election.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 4 months ago

She may have to introduce an Enraged Gammon Tier where all she does is say mean things about Farage so they can have an angry wank.

[โ€“] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

rat-salute-2

Yes I support the troops

[โ€“] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago