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Ask Jesus (hilariouschaos.com)

!askjesus@hilariouschaos.com

Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

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[-] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

I thought you spoke Aramaic.

[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

English or English [Simplified]?

[-] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 1 week ago

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 week ago

many people say jesus fuking christ. so are jesus and christ two seperate things or do you fuck yourself?

[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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New Communities

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A place to post new communities all over Lemmy for discovery and promotion.

Rules

The rules may be more established as time goes on, but it's important to have a foundation to work on.

1. Follow the rules of Lemmy.world - These rules are the same as Mastodon.world's rules, which can be found here.

2. Include a community title and description in your post title. - A following example of this would be New Communities - A place to post new communities all over Lemmy for discovery and promotion.

3. Follow the formatting. - The formatting as included below is important for people getting universal links across Lemmy as easily as possible.

Formatting

Please include this following format in your post:

[link text](/c/community@instance.com)

This provides a link that should work across instances, but in some cases it won't

You should also include either:

!community@instance.com

or instance.com/c/community

FAQ:

Q: Why do I get a 404?

A: At least one user in an instance needs to search for a community before it gets fetched. Searching for the community will bring it into the instance and it will fetch a few of the most recent posts without comments. If a user is subscribed to a community, then all of the future posts and interactions are now in-sync.

Q: When I try to create a post, the circle just spins forever. Why is that?

A: This is a current known issue with large communities. Sometimes it does get posted, but just continues spinning, but sometimes it doesn't get posted and continues spinning. If it doesn't actually get posted, the best thing to do is try later. However, only some people seem to be having this problem at the moment.

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