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[-] swab148@startrek.website 32 points 6 days ago

I don't see Hannah Montana Linux, that's a paddlin'

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

~~Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it's existence we'll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that's a threat to our bottom line.~~

Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

[-] _______@poeng.link 7 points 6 days ago

Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it's newer so it's better.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 17 points 6 days ago

You forgot to put Windows 10 in "Maliciously Bad"

You will use Windows 11 or you will not use Windows at all

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

Give them another 5 years and they'll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

You know what's the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that's how linux will die.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers

This is obviously a joke.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 1 week ago

and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it's not even worth including

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

I'm honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can't farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm too lazy but is Microsoft's Azure Linux on there as well?

[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pffft. We at Microsoft don't use Linux, that clearly doesn't exist.

~~please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you~~

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ohh, I hear TierMaker OS is really good.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

AI vs not AI

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
[-] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

BSD? Sorry, we at microsoft only know of BDSM.
#DominationKink #CummingToUserSuffering

I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like "You've been a bad girl, I'm installing Windows ME on your computer."

I tried searching for it, but I can't find it. :/

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Them kinky bastards!!!! Lmao

[-] electro1@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

GNOMEO ?! never heard of that one before ?

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.de 4 points 1 week ago

It clearly says iNOME O.


GNOME OS is a distro for testing out GNOME technologies and isn't intended for daily use.

[-] electro1@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you

I thought it wasn't properly scaled

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago
[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 week ago

Manjaro should have its own even lower tier

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That wouldn't make sense. They should have Ubuntu be in the middle since it is closely tied to Azure

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

How about a 'Just because we use it doesn't mean it's any good' tier?

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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