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    submitted 10 months ago by Rustmilian@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    [–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it's not even worth including

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

    I'm honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.

    [–] swab148@startrek.website 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I don't see Hannah Montana Linux, that's a paddlin'

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    ~~Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it's existence we'll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that's a threat to our bottom line.~~

    Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

    [–] _______@poeng.link 7 points 10 months ago

    Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it's newer so it's better.

    [–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    What about TempleOS?

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Can't connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can't farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I'm too lazy but is Microsoft's Azure Linux on there as well?

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Pffft. We at Microsoft don't use Linux, that clearly doesn't exist.

    ~~please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you~~

    [–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

    You're like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

    They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

    Give them another 5 years and they'll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

    You know what's the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that's how linux will die.

    [–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

    I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would

    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 18 points 10 months ago

    You forgot to put Windows 10 in "Maliciously Bad"

    You will use Windows 11 or you will not use Windows at all

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

    AI vs not AI

    [–] bulwark@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

    Ohh, I hear TierMaker OS is really good.

    [–] electro1@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    GNOMEO ?! never heard of that one before ?

    [–] d_k_bo@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    It clearly says iNOME O.

    GNOME OS is a distro for testing out GNOME technologies and isn't intended for daily use.

    [–] electro1@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

    Thank you

    I thought it wasn't properly scaled

    [–] Morphit@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

    Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    There is no BSD???

    [–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    BSD? Sorry, we at microsoft only know of BDSM.
    #DominationKink #CummingToUserSuffering

    [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

    I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like "You've been a bad girl, I'm installing Windows ME on your computer."

    I tried searching for it, but I can't find it. :/

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

    Them kinky bastards!!!! Lmao

    [–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

    Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers

    This is obviously a joke.

    [–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

    (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    No NixOS?

    [–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    4th row 3rd icon

    [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

    I'm blind, sorry

    [–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    Manjaro should have its own even lower tier

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

    That wouldn't make sense. They should have Ubuntu be in the middle since it is closely tied to Azure

    [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

    How about a 'Just because we use it doesn't mean it's any good' tier?