What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know? (lemm.ee)

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Most disasters, fires, mass shootings, etc that you see on the news are actually created by the News organizations themselves in order to grab people's attention. Those news vans you see driving around, those are sabotage squads going around committing all the violence. How else do you think they're able to get on the scene so quick to report the news? They're literally creating the news themselves. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

(I don't actually believe this, it was an idea for a short story I had at one point though)

[-] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Sounds like something someone who cries about gay frogs and sells dick pills would say...

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Sorry, all my conspiracies are publicly known.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Like the conspiracy that ants built stonehedge? Think about it. Their body can carry thinks 100x their size. And in the age of the dinosaurs, everything was bigger. Crocodiles were measured as large as 120 feet long. Ants don't have a skeliton to leave behind. So who's not to say ants weren't 18 feet tall at one time? Imagine an 18 foot ant. That'd be scary as hell! Who else is going to build stonehedge? Slaves? Pssshhh! They couldn't do that! They're waaaaaaay too malnourished. They'd have no strength!

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

No, I mean both the shadowy organizations of which I am a member are already documented, as is the fact that I am a member of each.

At some point, it stops being a secret society and starts being just a society with secrets.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I think it was millipedes.

https://www.heritagedaily.com/2022/06/the-rise-of-the-giant-prehistoric-bugs/143976

One of the largest of these was Arthropleura Armata, a genus of millipede that inhabited coal forests and could grow up to 2.5 metres in length.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah I have my guesses or conspiracy theory about JFK but it's not a secret and other people have already shared similar theories.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Do you mean conspiracies we believe or conspiracies about us?

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 1 points 6 days ago

None of them! All of my secret conspiracies are SECRET!

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