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Couldn't be more than $250 depending on the condition.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a really good price for shipping I must say

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pretty decent considering the weight yeah.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just fly it to your house

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And then they lose it 😎👉👉

[–] whitecapstromgard@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part is the additional 5.5$ for shipping.

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

TBH the ad got me there. Moving a 6 tonne jet for just $5! At that cost, I’m thinking of getting 3!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does a fighter jet that can fly by itself need $5.50 for shipping? WAKE UP SHEEPLE YOU ARE BEING SCAMMED!!!

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think because there is assembly required before it can actually do that.

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Nah. It's because it's stealth. That's the finder's fee.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if they'll take Pepsi Points.

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

This one right here knows his shit.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

"some assembly required"

[–] Creazle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Upvote for a castle reference

[–] Cheez@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That reference is going straight to the pool room.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hey packaging ain’t cheap

[–] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

100% positive feedback

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forgot the:

-May have some damage, buy as is.

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It's eBay so you have to be happy something legitimate even turns up even if it has a few dings and scratches and needs assembly.

[–] Panurge987@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nah...not in that color.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

"Whoa, this thing is trashed, it's basically useless now."

Condition: Untested

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no my secret has been discovered!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Wheres the "no low balls I know what I got."

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 7 points 1 year ago

"No low-ball offers, I know what I have."

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about some jousting sticks instead?

[–] Railison@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Didn’t the pilot eject? That’s when the baby capsule, still in box might come in handy

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Can use my game console to fly it?

[–] Nails@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

They say plane fly overhead: drop value. Heh. In Beirut, plane fly overhead: drop bomb. I like these planes.

cockpit lightly shat in. as is. will consider trade for a 1988 Ford Festiva and a collection of cassingles.