We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older.

Presumably because them small dick motherfuckers spent all their money on giant trucks instead

Authoritarians: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Ok, that is funny. However, this little nugget will help me sleep at night:

we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement

What about womens' boob size and gun ownership?

LOL they needed a scientific study for this

I'm liberal, have a larger than average dick, and have never worried for a second about its size. Also, have had at least 50+ lovers.

And I own shitloads of guns.